i'm trying really fucking hard to stay positive, guys. blog layout changed to be more springy, bought some new lippies to cheer myself up but fuck if mother natures cares at all. it will be -15 to -20 for the next few days and then we're supposed to get snow. again. goddammit! do you know that in the 90 days of winter so far, we have gotten snow 63 times in those days? WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM, WINTER?
however, instead of whining about this longass winter, i'm going to stay positive and tell you all the things i'm looking forward to come spring:
1// the sun and warmth. yes i live in canada and yes i know that winter comes every year but this winter has been really, really bad. like, so bad that every day i would open the door of my house and scream to no one in particular, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!. we typically have a few days of bad weather (snow, extreme temperatures etc) but it this winter, it seemed like all the days just bled into one major cluster fuck of a snowstorm that lasted for 5 months.
so you goddamn straight i'm looking forward to warmer weather and the second it comes, i'm going to be running and dancing in the sun with flip flops and capris a la fraulein maria.
2// running trails. you all know i have a huge hardon for trail running. my trail bitches and i are all chomping at the bit to hit these trails again because we've been cooped up inside for the last 5 months. it was a sad sad day when i packed away my trail shoes and i can't wait to put them back on my feet. just look at this gorgeousness!
3// cute outfits. all winter i've been basically dressing exactly like my bed: layers and warmth and frumpiness. this means wearing my pretend leggings but they're really sweatpants with no bra all the live long day which is actually awesome but i'm tired of looking like raggedy old bitch and i want to wear cute, adorable outfits. which reminds me, when the weather warms up and layers are not necessary, how can i banish my tits back to boob jail? that just ain't right.
4// organizing. yeah, i said it. this lazy bitch has caught the organizing bug and have thought nothing else except for organizing the mess that is my closet. you've already seen the state of my closet in yesterday's confession post (for real, don't judge me, bitches) and i've been farting around on pinterest and found some great ideas and this time, i WILL complete my organizing. then keltie will come over after her frolicking in france and help me turn this organized closet into pinterest-worthiness that everyone will want to pin and take my ideas. i've also repurposed a giant CD rack for a shoe rack that i moved into my closet, whaaat! my most brilliant idea so far.
what are you looking forward to?