i'm on vacation now so that means i prepped the shit out of my blog posts; something i haven't done since may when work shat all over my life.
and going with the vacation theme, here are some vacation confessions:
// i hate going on plane rides with kids. except my own of course, because kayla is actually a well-behaved child in public. but other kids? can't say the same for them or their shitty ass parents who allow their children to wreak havoc on the plane, be noisy little fuckers and basically expect the entire fucking plane to be the babysitter.
// i got my period a week before we left for orlando and let me tell you - i have never been so happy to get it becuase ain't nobody got time to feel like a period bloated heffer whale eating all the things.
// the first thing i do when i arrive in hotel room is check the bathroom. if the bathroom is nasty, then i demand another room because a nasty bathroom is a deal-breaker for me.
// i'm a cheap bitch but when it comes to vacation, i don't care about money. if i'm going on vacation, the place i'm staying at needs to at least be as comfortable as my own house otherwise what's the point.
// i bring disposable slippers with me and wear them around the hotel/rented condo because potential foot fungus grossness. ew. then when i leave, they get tossed in the garbage.
// same goes for shower slippers.
// when packing, i bring items with me that i'll be able to leave behind....razors, creams, hotel slippers, toothbrush, travel shampoos, soap etc. this makes (re)packing a lot lighter.
// when i get home, everything goes into the wash - even clean things. they've been in close proximity to the dirty things (even though dirty things have been bagged) therefore, they are dirty by association. totally negates the point above but oh well.
*comments are closed because i'm on vacay so you're off the hook. you're welcome for that but link up so that others can read your secrets/confessions, too!
now it's your turn!