man, it's been a looooong time since i've linked up with my homeslice, amanda, but i'm doing it today because fuck work.
with work up my ass all the live long day, i've accumulated a bunch of favorites that i haven't had the time to share so i'm wanting to bust this nut in yo' faces so let's get this party started!
++ these bralettes. remember the aerie bralette that i was lusting after? shortly after i posted it, i pulled the trigger and waited on the edge of my seat for canada post to deliver the goods. can i just say how amazingly comfy and pretty they are? not to mention, i feel all kinds of sexy wearing them.
++ this drink. homemade watermelon margaritas. NOM. i've been drinking these non-stop.
here's the recipe (that i totally made up all by myself!):
- chop up fresh watermelon; dump in blender. get excited.
- absolut lemon vodka. it's shit quality vodka but gives it a nice taste. drool at sight of vodka.
- freshly squeezed lemon and lime juice (i used 1/2 lemon and 1/2 lime)
- ice cubes
- blend. excitement and drool in full effect
- throw in some fresh mint leaves and let chill in fridge for a few hours. get a major boner while thinking about this inevitable party in yo mouth.
- garnish with fresh mint leaves and enjoy!
++ this picture. this was taken when i took kayla out for breakfast on her birthday.
++ this app. i stayed away for a long time because i didn't want to become addicted to another social media site. to ensure this, i decided to only add one person and when i asked her about it, she got so excited she nearly jizzed on her phone. now one of my favorite whorefaces and i snapchat the day away; she sends me the most heinous things and by that, i mean hilarious.
++ this bronzer. to the blogger who bought something similar and couldn't stop smelling it because it smelled like chocolate - i'm sorry i can't remember which one of you recommended this but thank you for this suggestion! i ended up getting the Sun Bunny bronzer and omfg it's amazing. swipe on your forehead, bridge of your nose and cheekbones. be gorgeous; then prepare for never ending eye sex with yourself in the mirror.
++ shit kayla says. part of the developmental program at kayla's after school program is to observe and record things that the kids do. i guess they were learning about different kinds of religion and this is what she told the instructor when asked about her religion. i was mortified when i read this and by that, i mean i laughed my ass off.
"I don't have any religion because I don't believe in God like my mother" - Kayla, age 6.
have a great weekend!